What? You're telling me that there isn't a Labyrinth vid to Malchik Gay? I am very disappointed in you, Internets!

Thankfully, I am here to right these wrongs! TO THE TORRENT MOBILE, AWAY!

OMFG YES! The almost minute I got home from a long day of protesting, my parents told me that they had bought the tickets for me and my dad to go up to New York and SEE ALAN MUTHAFUCKIN' CUMMING! FLOOR SEATS, BITCH! O' Father o' mine, please refrain from being your usual homophobic, racist self in front of my god. I want to get him to sign my copy of Tommy's Tale! <3

YAY REAL PIZZA AND BAGELS OM NOM NOM! Cold weather! Underground transportation! Words being pronounced correctly! BAGELS! Oh bagels, I miss you most of all.

In other news, SURRANNDIE IS MY GOD!

I will get that Secret Santa thing started. Hopefully before Christmas.

1. Convince parentals that I will be doing non-gay rights protest things, for neither of them would be down with that. Dad's a homophobe and Mim's a biphobe who is ok with gay people as long as I'm not one.
2. Organize group of friends to go.
3. Wear flannel. I will blend in like a motherfucker.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

... God, I hope they don't start arresting people. I don't have Twitter like that one guy; I'll rot there.

Also, I hope a Sign Guy is there. I never did get a photo with him at Metrocon.

This weekend, I will be in Miami, visiting my ailing abuela and kicking her deadbeat sisters and ex-boyfriend out of her apartment. Oh yes, there will be blood. I mean, she's having withdrawals and hallucinating, thinking my tio is her dead husband and asking where her stillborn daughter is, and all THEY want to do is drink, smoke, and have her cook for them. UGH, and one of them was selling crack in the fucking hospital! ARGH! FLAMES, ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!

Also, New Smyrna Beach? Is a total shithole, but there's a really good pizza place there called Stavro's that I have fallen MADLY in love with. Too bad I will probably never go there again. I just went there for Ash's soccer. (They dominated, BTW. Next year, she's definitely making varsity.)

President Barack Obama.

Hm. I think I can get used to that.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT PROP 8 DIDN'T PASS! PROP 2 PASSED, BUT FLORIDA SUCKS SO I EXPECTED THIS!

Also, Graaaaayson, mon amour. Just don't grow that beard again, bb, and you'll be fine~ You, Kosmas, and Demings are so FIERCE! Florida just got a little more awesome.

40 days, 55 pages, and 17,810 words later, Cain's Family Ties is fucking done. And it is awesome. Rest assured, it is awesome. And DG/Jeb (Not Jeb/DG) may very well be my new OTP.

Now, would anyone be my eternal savior and beta/destroy this story for me, for I have le dumb.

So, I woke up at about 3 AM, hastily wrote a Hogan's Heroes slashfic on the back of my math homework, thought up a great counterpoint should I ever be in argument where I must prove that digger wasps are just as smart as humans, and went back to bed an hour later.

Yeah, that's all good and dandy, but tonight I'm going to try something new. Something crazy. All the cool kids are doing it. It's called sleeping. I think it's really going to take off.

Also, I totally found my NaNo muse. I'm insanely behind, but my whiny, hedonistic protagonist has been harassing me all day and I don't think he'll let me sleep until he's played with the damn ducks...

Stolen from kseda: List five reasons you believe in teh love! You can use pictures, icons, or words. Then tag 5 people.

The Ambrose/Lavender Eyes edition. Because I am a loser.

( Once upon a time, there was an arm grab... )

Sexy German romance character escapes from book and generally irritates creator.

Basically, my theme this year is: Werner Klemperer was a very attractive man.

Dear World,

The Star Trek movie isn't out yet, I haven't been accepted to Hogwarts, a giant lizard hasn't rampaged down the school hallway, Hogan/Klink slash is sparse at best, and hungry goldfish haven't devoured the eyelids of my enemies.

I don't see why I should have to be here right now. Call me back when you're less heart wrenchingly dull.

Love,
A very bored little girl

P.S.: GREATEST FANFIC EVER.

We watched Serenity in the SciFi Club today.

Mal looks like a retarded cat.



I want there to be more school days dedicated almost entirely to salsa dancing. It would make the world a better place.

Or, the reason why it will take me at least ten hours to watch Cabaret.

Some kind soul uploaded the whole damn thing. For the last hour, I've been trying to watch it. However, I am still on part two. Why? Because... this happens:

Me: -watchwatchwatch-
Alan Cumming: -does something, anything. Hell, he could even breathe.-
Me: OMGSQUEE! -dies-

... EVERY FIVE DAMN MINUTES! And then I have to take the Morgan equivalent of a cold shower: Listen to the American Idiot album. Billie Joe's voice has a calming effect, doesn't it?

Anyway, that is my goal for today. That, and learn how to get cool mood themes. BECAUSE THERE IS A JOE BIDEN ONE. I WANT TO SEE HIM ON TUESDAY BUT THERE'S SCHOOL ON TUESDAYS AND I THINK THAT IS UNFAIR. I just want to hug him. Is that too much to ask? IS IT?!

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This is one of those days.

1. Watch Nicolas Nickleby.
2. Stop being a giant bitch and watch Nemesis.
2a. Drown my sorrows in Data/Geordi fanfic.
2b. ...and that one with the twincest and the threesome.
3.Apologize to all my friends for being a giant PMSing bitch this week.
4. Finish chapter six.
4a. Add rape for Melanie.
4b. Find out Melanie's birthday, because I just thought of a GREAT present.
5. Decide what is more important: Torrenting Sims 2 or creating the LARGEST YAOI FOLDER KNOWN TO MAN! -up to 4 gigs-
6. Do my homework.
6a. No, really.

Until then, have some pictures from Homecoming that Jackie posted on Facebook.

( Warning: Fug )

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you!

I love answering questions, so ask away! -returns to the lonely corner-

Ambrose Burke is a first cousin of Wyatt Cain
Here's how:
1. Johan Cain is the father of Wyatt Cain
2. Eustace Cain is a brother of Johan Cain
3. Ambrose Burke is a son of Eustace Cain

HOORAY FOR EASY TO UNDERSTAND EXPLANATIONS OF INCEST!

*HOORAY*

... I should really get back to work. -returns to making Ambrose's life hell-

Because I have nothing but free time.



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